2010-10-13 / Sports News
New Paltz Juggernauts, Meet Sacking Committee
Imagine this. Hushed whispers, anonymous rumors, and email forwards warn of the New Paltz Hurricanes juggernaut: a player who breaks CDC growth records yet still manages to fall into the Pop Warner weight limit. He stands like a rock at the Mohonk Preserve; speeds down the gridiron like a truck on I-87; and gets into the end zone as easily as an aboveaverage student into SUNY New Paltz.